Poetry: Computer Knowledge

There is a lot you should know about computers
Maybe you should have known about this sooner

Are you aware of Ad-Adware?
Put out an APB for Ad Popup Blocker?
Had some taffy with McAfee?
Performed escape maneuvers on Spybot Search and Destroy?

I suggest you put a Word in
And try to excel in Excel
Don’t make your PowerPoint too powerful
Or your Outlook will be grim

Build your abode in Adobe
Don’t forget to get a Flash of genius
Think it through, don’t get out Firefox-ed
And don’t ogle Google!

So apply this knowledge to your laptop,
At your desk, with your desktop
And soon you will be booting up
Going forth into the digital world, young pup!



One Response to “Poetry: Computer Knowledge”

  1. slpmartin Says:

    Very clever….I like how you put this together…it was pure fun!

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