Humor: Meet Groucho Beerman

A collection of humorous comments in the spirit of Groucho Marx

(At the police station)
Officer: You’re wanted by the police.
Groucho Beerman: Well, it’s nice to feel wanted.

(In court)
Judge: These are some very serious charges.
GB: I know all about serious charges. I have a credit card.

(At a baseball game. Groucho Beerman gets hit by a foul ball)
Umpire: FOUL BALL!
GB: I’d say, it didn’t even ask me out to dinner first!

(At a concert)
Lady: She has a very lovely singing voice.
GB: Too bad the clothes she dresses that voice in are drab.


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