Song: Stow (Parody)

This is a parody of the Ke$ha song Blow

Hahahahaha
Board

Front door cracked
Walkway moving
Pilot’s voice soothing
Row 12 is grooving

Drink that water
Engine’s starter
Tray tables are up
The plane’s taking off

The reading lights are on
Fasten seatbelts sign off
(Your bags about to)
This flight will not be bumpy
So sit and relax

Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to

Now look (Look)
In your seat pocket
For Safety Brochure
For emergencies

Exits are there
The front and rear
Bathrooms are too there
We’re stewardesses

It’s time, final approach
So prepare yourself

(Your bags about to)
Pressing the button will
Cause us to come around

Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to

(Stow)

Go, go, go deplane
Go deplane
Run through the ‘port
Catch that connector
Let me see that screen
Let me, let me see that screen

Go, go, go deplane
Go deplane
Run through the ‘port
Catch that connector
Let me see that screen
Let me, let me see that screen (Hurry!)

We’re taking oh-off (Stow)
Sit back, enjoy, oh-off (Stow)

Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow (Oh)
Your bags about to stow (oh)
Stow
Your bags about to stow
Stow
Your bags about to

Tags: Humor, Ke$ha, Kesha, Parody, Song